Glenn Canady’s Gorilla Website Marketing E-Book
As I mentioned in my previous post I was purchasing tons of internet marketing e-books, trying to find the missing something that was going to kick start my web sites into profitability and success.
When I came across Glenn Canady’s Gorilla Website Marketing site I was a little sceptical. I read it a few times and from the site it appeared that whatever secret Glenn Canady had a) it had obviously worked for him and b) from what he was saying on the site it wasn’t going to cost me anything, other than the price of his e-book.
The price wasn’t much and it came with a money back guarantee. So I figured I couldn’t go far wrong and I bought it. I downloaded the book and started reading it straight away. Let me take you through what this book comprises.
Pages 3 - The Secret of Reciprocal Links : Glenn Canady tells us links are very good thing.
Page 4 : This is where Glenn Canady first starts talking about Zeus. What the hell was Zeus ? I didn’t have a clue, but out of the blue the guy starts talking it. I’ve only got to the second page and he is talking about some bit of software that I know nothing about and from the sales blurb on his web site shouldn’t need. Here is what he says on page 4 :
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By the way, about once a month, I get somebody that writes me an email and says something like, “I was never told I had to buy Zeus to get results with my website so I want a refund!” So before we go any further, I want to make something very clear. You DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT have to purchase Zeus or any other tool to use the concepts in my book effectively. You can do everything in this book without buying any other product. And if you find another tool that you like better than Zeus that does the same thing then by all means use it. There is always more than one way to skin a cat. Zeus is just a tool that I used with great success to get the results that you’ve seen on my website. I could have done the same thing without Zeus or with a similar tool and the end result would have been exactly the same. In fact, as I stated on my website, I’ll be happy to give you a full refund even if you don’t buy Zeus as long as you use my methods for 90 days
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Great ! So, I’ve gone to Glenn Canady’s Gorilla Website Marketing web site and read the headling “I will reveal the shocking secret of Internet Marketing. Once you learn it, you can successfully promote ANY website without spending a dime!”. I buy the book only to find that it looks like I need to buy some software to take advantage of Glenn’s ’secrets’. By the way, why do all of these internet marketing books contain so many ’secrets’ and why is it that when you buy the book you find that none of them actually are ’secrets’. It’s just the same old knowledge cut with a different slant, repackaged and churned out to a gullible and desperate public. The only ’secret’ I have found so far is that there are no secrets !
Anyway, back to Glenn Canady’s book ! Yes, I know Glenn says that you don’t need to buy Zeus and that you can do what he suggests with other software (which you still have to buy), or no software at all. Now lets look at the no software at all option. On one site that I ran I set up a links directory. I did the whole thing manually and believe me it was not a fun or easy experience. I found it a fiddle to get everything in the style of my site (this is before CSS was widespread, or even existed). It was also a tedious and time consuming task that I wouldn’t wish on anyone. And none of that took into account the need to check on the reciprocal links periodically etc. So when Glenn Canady talks about doing it manually I KNOW from experience that this is not an option for me.
Look I know there are probably people reading this who are thinking that I’m some kind of wimp, or lazy. I’d like to point out that if I want to start a fire I would use a match, not rub two stick together, if I build my web sites I use Dreamweaver, not Notepad. Just becasuse there is a basic, but more difficult option doesn’t mean to say I should take it. Life is too short. I’ll leave those options for the ‘hair-shirt’ brigade. I should also point out that Glenn insists that to get your money back on his e-book you have to have tried all of his ‘techniques’ for 90 days, and at the end of 90 days if you find that they have not worked for you then you can get a refund. One of the conditions that he lays down is as follows :
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Have a themed link directory with a minimum of 100 links to your website using “structured” text links that contain your primary keyword(s) as discussed later in my book.
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Do you know how many webmaster you would have to contact to get 100 reciprocal links ? It is a hell of a lot more than 100 ! Getting 100 reciprocal links to a site, and doing it manually (ie without Zeus or any other software) within 90 days may not be impossible, but you would really be struggling and probably have to put the rest of your life on hold while you were doing it.
By this point I was already disenchanted by Glenn Canady’s e-book and certainly feeling cheated. I started looking through the rest of the book. Over the next few pages I was confronted by headings such as :
“Zeus Gives the Search Engines Exactly What They Want”
“Zeus Etiquette & Usage Guidelines”
“Emailing prospective link partners using Zeus”
“How Zeus Works”
“Another Zeus Example”
“Your Zeus Strategy”
“The Official Word From Google.com about Zeus”
“Be A Zeus Pro and Save Big!”
And that is from virtually the start of the book right up to page 21. Bear in mind Glenn Canady says you don’t need Zeus ! Lets see whats next.
Pages 22 - 43 : Zeus Power Tips
This is 50 tips specifically on how to use Zeus. But Glenn, you said I didn’t need Zeus !
Pages 44 - 65 : Some basic, useful, and general information on marketing.
Pages 66 - 70 : General advice on email marketing.
Pages 71 - 88 : General advice on search engines.
Pages 89 - 91 : General advice on affiliate programs.
Pages 92 - 99 : General advice on other ways to market your site.
The remaining 5 pages are appendix.
So, if you have Zeus then Glenn offers some good advice on how to use it effectively to build up a themed link directory. If you didn’t have Zeus, like me, then you were left with the very brief and simple message that themed linking on keywords is good, some general marketing information that you’ve probably read numerous time before, and page after page of Zeus specific information.
Within 20 minutes of reading Glenn Canady’s Gorilla Website Marketing e-book I had dismissed it completely. I promised myself I was going to get my money back on this e-book. I was feeling angry with myself for having fallen for the hype on the web site, and definitely feeling like I had been duped. This wasn’t to be the last time I felt like this in my dealings with Glenn Canady and his Gorilla Website Marketing.